Anonymous asked:
What's the worst injury you've ever inflicted upon yourself?

SOME DAY SOON
sendesirs answered:

I’ll go the funny route instead of the sad route here…

Right so one time, when I was about eight, my friends and I saw this massive bees nest in my garden. Like this thing was as tall as me. And they were all fucking evil, so thinking about it now, they must have been wasps. Being a typical boy, I had to mess with it, so I kept throwing sand at it.

Why.

I pissed them off sooooo much, that a wasp flew INTO MY FUCKING NOSE and STUNG ME.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HEAL THAT?

Other bee stories:

One time, I was making a fuck face. I was like five. I got stung on the lips.

One time, a bee flew into my pants and BIT MY FUCKING DICK. I WAS 10.

Long story short: Fuck bees.


sendesirs:

a-wondering-mind:

forgetting-this:

sendesirs:

forgetting-this:

A fuck face.

I still came out cute despite several swollen faces and cuts.

Bees are friends not sexual predators.

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Both of you fuck off. That movie was shit and bees are satan.

Anonymous asked:
What's the worst injury you've ever inflicted upon yourself?

SOME DAY SOON
sendesirs answered:

I’ll go the funny route instead of the sad route here…

Right so one time, when I was about eight, my friends and I saw this massive bees nest in my garden. Like this thing was as tall as me. And they were all fucking evil, so thinking about it now, they must have been wasps. Being a typical boy, I had to mess with it, so I kept throwing sand at it.

Why.

I pissed them off sooooo much, that a wasp flew INTO MY FUCKING NOSE and STUNG ME.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HEAL THAT?

Other bee stories:

One time, I was making a fuck face. I was like five. I got stung on the lips.

One time, a bee flew into my pants and BIT MY FUCKING DICK. I WAS 10.

Long story short: Fuck bees.


sendesirs:

forgetting-this:

A fuck face.

I still came out cute despite several swollen faces and cuts.

Bees are friends not sexual predators.

I think I”m gonna play a game of league and then try to sleep

Gotta get in some studying before that test…

I’m gonna fail

sendesirs asked:
I have so many cute pictures of you. Let me post them.

Ugh fine

Anonymous asked:
What's the worst injury you've ever inflicted upon yourself?

SOME DAY SOON
sendesirs answered:

I’ll go the funny route instead of the sad route here…

Right so one time, when I was about eight, my friends and I saw this massive bees nest in my garden. Like this thing was as tall as me. And they were all fucking evil, so thinking about it now, they must have been wasps. Being a typical boy, I had to mess with it, so I kept throwing sand at it.

Why.

I pissed them off sooooo much, that a wasp flew INTO MY FUCKING NOSE and STUNG ME.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HEAL THAT?

Other bee stories:

One time, I was making a fuck face. I was like five. I got stung on the lips.

One time, a bee flew into my pants and BIT MY FUCKING DICK. I WAS 10.

Long story short: Fuck bees.


A fuck face.

Anonymous asked:
youre cute k bye

you didn’t even say hello